Doggie Bag - Humor

Wrapping Presents with a Cat

Published on 01-17-2010 12:57 PM Number of Views: 21

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.

2. Go to closet and collect bag in which present is contained, and shut door.

3. Open door and remove cat from closet.

4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.

5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard. ...

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Timber Wolf

Published on 01-17-2010 12:42 PM Number of Views: 14

# GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

# BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

# DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

# ROTTWEILER: Make me.

# LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? ...