Dog survey

[Hee Yung Lee]

A survey for our dogs.

1. Name, breed, age.
Bogart, Olde English Bulldogge, 15 months
2. Describe your perfect day?
Three bowls of Solid Gold at 7am sharp. Lots of chasing and tugs at the dog park with all my good friends. Sleep on a King size bed for the rest of the day, only to be interrupted by lunch (2 bowls of Solid Gold). Cuddle with my mom and dad when they get home, only to be interrupted for dinner of a large Filet Mignon, a side of salmon, and large hamburger. Later I would have another romp at the dog park. After this I would be given an hour long massage and belly rub.
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
My excellent skill at "leave it."
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
Watch me while I poop and pee. Give me baths.
5. Favorite food?
Meat.
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
I guess, I 'd go back to when I chewed up my bed. I would take that back because now I am forced to lay on mere pillows. My mom refuses to buy me a new bed until she is fully confident that I won't chew it up again, but jeez it has been almost two months and she still refuses!! I mean that was the only thing I have ever chewed up, well except for those couch pillows, but that was all during the same time, I was between bones, confused, and wasn't sure what I should chew on! Can't she just give me a break!!!?
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
Grim, the funny dog from the comic strip Mother Goose and Grim. Oh, we could get into a lot of mischief together.
8. Favorite toy?
Too many.
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
I think I'd make a great attorney. What jury could refuse my good looks?
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Mr. T

Feel free to add any other questions!! :)

[aussiesmum]

1. Name, breed, age.
Aussie, Lab, 7mo.
2. Describe your perfect day?
Now that I know how to swim, a day of swimming and sleeping.
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
my people skillz, peopl love me!
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
Spray me with that nasty neem spray!
5. Favorite food?
LIVER!.
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
I wouldn't start that whole eating the wall habit. it gets me in the most trouble!
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
My grandma. She lives very far away, but I know she loves me to bits!
8. Favorite toy?
my rope
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
Marathon runner
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Jenny McCarthy

[Andre Mendizabal]

1. Name, breed, age.
Nala, Beagle, 1 yr old
2. Describe your perfect day?
The day running in the park (loose!!!) with my dog friends, then eating A LOT and finally getting a good night sleep in my mom's bed, on HER side!!! ooohh, and get belly rubs while I'm sleeping...
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
beg for a treat... I love it!!!! and my ability to search for a hidden treat.
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
Clean my ears, they stick a nasty humid cotton ball in my ears with their HUGE fingers and then rub all the way, its quite uncomfortable.
5. Favorite food?
rare meat... any kind!!!! ooohhh and spaguetti....
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
I wouldn't play rough with Beto (beagle friend), that way I wouldn't got my nail all twisted and never had to go through all that pain... ooouuuch, it still hurts!!!!!
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
My cousin Joey, he's the beagle of my mom's brother and they live in Ohio, I would have such a great time with him!!!!!
8. Favorite toy?
tree pines... I love them to death, in fact I like to sneak them into the house and sometimes I leave some to mommy as gifts under her pillow, she always screams like crazy when she finds them... she must really like them....
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
Investigator, I like to sniff around everything....
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Ellen DeGeneres...

[Andre Mendizabal]

1. Name, breed, age.
Molly, mini-schnauzer, 7 yrs old
2. Describe your perfect day?
Taking a walk with my mommy, then eating ice-cream and spending the rest of the day sleeping in my mom's lap while she rubs my ears.
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
peeing outside, momy doesn't like the house dirty...
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
anal gland cleaning... ouch...
5. Favorite food?
cookies, liver cookies... and ice cream
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
I've been a perfect lady, I wouldn't change a thing!!!!
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
Benji, he's so cute and brave!!!!!!
8. Favorite toy?
Nala, I love to tease her... she's so dumb!!!
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
Queen... or princess ;)
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Catherine Zeta-Jones

[Justine Archuleta]

1. Name, Breed, Age.
Blackie, Lab, about 2 yerars
2. Describe your perfect day?
Going to the lake and swimming and fetching!!! Can't forget the barbe-q where dad drops lots of food on the ground and I catch it.
3.What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Its got to be chewing up any toy that mom gives me.
4.What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
When I have my back turned towards the door and they sneek up on me and start petting me(which about scares the poop out of me).
5.Favorite food?
HOT DOGS!!!!
6.If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
I wouldn't have got all the clothes out f the laundary basket and dropped them all over the lawn. I got in big trouble for that and didn't get treats for 2 whole days.
7. Who would you like to meet dead or living?
I think I would like the person who invented PetSmart. I would like it even better if they gave me a life time supply of toys and treats. ;)
8.Favorite toy?
My red Jolly Ball.
9.If you could have any human job, what would it be?
I would like to have a neighborhood watch job, that way I could see who used the bathroom on my tree. Plus I would like to make sure that the girl dog next door is safe. :cool:
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Scooby Doo

[Krysta Smith]

1. Name, breed, age-
Lola, pug/fox terrier, 6 months
2. Describe your perfect day-
Running around the back yard, barking at the neighbors, playing tug with mummy, running in the park, eating a whole jar of peanut butter and sleeping in mummy's bed.
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Sneaking a sip of everyone's drinks when they're not looking :D
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
Telling me "no" and "stop"! I hate it when they say that, they always ruin my fun!!
5. Favorite food-
Peanut butter!!
6. If you could go back in time, what would you do differently?I wouldn't have had my first bite of cat food, because now I can't get enough and mummy always gets mad at me when she catches me having a snack.
7. Who would you like to meet, dead or living?
Lassie, so I could ask her how she does it (nobody ever yells at her!!)
8. Favorite toy-
My stuffed cat that purrs.
9. If you could have any human job what would it be?
A celebrity or a circus performer.
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Julia Roberts

[Jesse Cruz]

1. Name, breed, age.
Chloe Sasha 1 yr old, Bailey 5 months old - both Shih tzu
2. Describe your perfect day?
Hanging out with my human family ALL day, playing outside in our X-pen and laying in the grass. Eating treats ALL day, not food! :D
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Sitting when told (mostly just to get the treat on hand) :rolleyes:
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
Telling me No when i'm (Bailey) having fun chewing on that delicious table or when i'm (Chloe) running off with my human sister's teddy bear, I LOVE THAT THING!
5. Favorite food?
Cheese, greenies, beggin strips, apples, once in a while my mommy gives us goldfish
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
When i (Chloe) tore a hole in my brand new bed that my loving mommy got me as a gift with my name on it. Afte she sewed it up and fixed up again, Bailey and I did it again. So now she threw it away and i don't have my comfy bed anymore. She won't buy a new one until Bailey is fully trained and doesn't need to sleep in a crate. She wants to buy us one big one to share. I want my bed back! :confused:
7. Who would you like to meet dead or living?
The doggies that hang out w/Paris and Nicole. They can share their horror stories about them.
8. Favorite toy?
Bailey = ALL
Chloe Sasha = Moo Moo
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
Bailey = police officer, i'm very good at tackling and chasing
Chloe Sasha = nurse, i'm very loving and tender
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Bailey = Collin Farrell
Chloe Sasha = Jennifer Lopez

[Rachel Webb]

1. Name, breed, age.
Ellie, Dobie mix, 17 months
2. Describe your perfect day?
Chasing squirrels, balls and snuggling with mom
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Looking like a statue when I am sitting
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
Baths, definitely baths
5. Favorite food?
Meat!
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
I would never have acquired the taste for shoes
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
My mom's Aunt Karen. Mom says she LOVES dogs!
8. Favorite toy?
Anything I can sink my teeth into
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
Police officer
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Gilda Radner

[Rachel Webb]

1. Name, breed, age.
Blu, Hound mix, 7 years
2. Describe your perfect day?
Sleeping in my favorite chair near my mom or on the couch next to mom
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Coming when mom calls
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
Making loud noises
5. Favorite food?
ALL
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
I wouldn't read books and magazines with my teeth - it makes mom mad!
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
Elvis, because I hear he too was a king
8. Favorite toy?
Peanut butter filled bones
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
Graceland tour guide
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
James Earl Jones, because he has a big deep voice too

[Jill Ramsey]

1. Name, breed, age.
Finnegan, black lab, almost 18 months
2. Describe your perfect day?
Eat, swim, fetch...repeat often.
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Greeting everyone at the door.
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
Making me sit at the bottom of the basement stairs when I come in.
5. Favorite food?
Yes, especially peanut butter.
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
Not chew up anything!!!
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
Old Yeller
8. Favorite toy?
Jolly ball, or Papa Travis
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
Private investigator
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Jim Belushi

[MutzzysMom]

1. Name, breed, age.
Finnegan, black lab, almost 18 months
2. Describe your perfect day?
Eat, swim, fetch...repeat often.
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Greeting everyone at the door.
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
Making me sit at the bottom of the basement stairs when I come in.
5. Favorite food?
Yes, especially peanut butter.
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
Not chew up anything!!!
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
Old Yeller
8. Favorite toy?
Jolly ball, or Papa Travis
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
Private investigator
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Jim Belushi

JIll i would have thought Finnegan would have sounded like Leam Neissen :D

[Luciann]

A survey for our dogs.

1. Name, breed, age.
Frodo, Chihuahua, 2 years
2. Describe your perfect day?
hmmmm, well lazing around with mom, going for lots of walks and her letting me smell all i want then back home to cuddle with mom on the couch or in the bed
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Scaring away that big hound dog on our walks
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
giving me a bath and giving me allergy pills.
5. Favorite food?
steak, but when nothing else hot dogs
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
i would not have bitten my mom
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
scooby doo, he is too cool
8. Favorite toy?
mom's shoe
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
i would have to be a bouncer in a club
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Antonio Bandaras

[Luciann]

A survey for our dogs.

1. Name, breed, age.
Tika, Chihuahua, almost a year
2. Describe your perfect day?
laying with mom and having my belly rubbed and frodie not pouncing on me
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
getting in the truck all by my self
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
bathing me and making me go for those 2 mile walks
5. Favorite food?
anything humans eat
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
i would not hide all my treats and letting frodo find them
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
scooby doo, he is just like me scared of everything
8. Favorite toy?
a new pigs ear
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
a spy, i am so cute i could get anyone to tell me anything....lol
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Cathrine Zeta Jones

[heathea]

1. Name, breed, age.
Teak; whippet/black dog mix/approx. 6
2. Describe your perfect day?
a day on the bed with a bone and nothing scary
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
sitting. When I am scared, I sit; when I am happy, I sit...I sit a lot.
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
whenever there is something out of place, I bark at it. My people tend to grab the thing that was out of place and dance with it. It makes me feel silly.
5. Favorite food?
I LOVE sugar. I never get any unless I am real sneaky, but I would eat anything sweet over savory any day.
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
I would not have done those "purposefulls" in the house when my mama first got me in college. [note from human: these were not accidents, he would deliberately pee on men's things from coats to clothes, it was a challenge]
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
no-one scary
8. Favorite toy?
toys can be scary...
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
retired.
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Frasier Crane

[heathea]

1. Name, breed, age.
Life; Rottie/Shepard/Hound/Mastiff; 2.5
2. Describe your perfect day?
a cool late fall day with many coo-beasties [cows] to chase and no people telliing me not to roll in coo-beastie poop.
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
whas' 'compishmnt?
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
They poke at my ears an somestimes puts stuffs in it which makes me say, "AAAAAHHHHHH, ITS IN MY HEAD! GET IT OUT; GET IT OUT!"
5. Favorite food?
umm, yup. I like food. Never had favorite kind, whas that?
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
ummm. nuffin.
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
more coo-beasties. [cows]
8. Favorite toy?
I loves toys. new toys old toys. I really liked a monkey I had once, but it died when I took it in the pond back at the old house. It yelled and screamed like a monkey and it was great at night when everyone was quiet. I also LOVE to chew on Teak's head. good stuff.
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
ummm. food and toy tester?
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
There isn't really a large slow talking southern woman with deep playful voice out there, but that is me!

[MutzzysMom]

1. Name, breed, age.
Mutzzy short for Mozzaralla, Shih Tzu, a little over a year old
2. Describe your perfect day?
Rolling around and playing fetch in the grass on a breezy day, dinner under a table of clumsy & messy people, and laying with my dad on mommys fresh sheets that she took the time to hang outside
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Running faster and jumping higher than i did before my car accident
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
UGH! shes always fussing with my eyes! Snipping around, wiping my cheeks every five seconds, i keep hearing her talk about yucky tear stains...I think they add character. OH and i HATE when she tries to brush me Shes always tring to get knots out(I also think they add character) clipping the hair between my toes with that buzzy thing.
5. Favorite food?
CHEESE, american, mozarella, cream cheese, hot dogs, anything that drops on the floor. I LOVE bananas and any kind of fruit.
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
I would not have jumped out from behind mommys seat and gotten hit by that car. It still makes mom sad when she thinks about it and sometimes when its cold my leg still hurts and i limp
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
Chloe & Baily, Lina & Giotto, Finegan, Bogart, Cassy, & all these guys my mom says Id just LOVE!
8. Favorite toy?
Anything with rope, actually anything ugly....the uglier the toy the more i love it. I still play with that rubber roast turkey from thanksgiving and that tye die ball on a checkered rope OOOh LOVE IT! Speaking of which, did mommy hide that again? I ALMOST FORGOT SOCKS!!!!
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
Beach comber. Or any kind of comber really. I always like to find little treasures mommys lost over the years. I think she was surprised when i found Barbies brush from 3rd grade.
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Violet from Willy Wonka & the Cholocate Factory. You know the one with the gum. "Hi im violot. I love gum. I chew it all day long except for meal times when i stick it behind my ear. ive been chewing on this piece for three weeks soil and thats a world record!"

[Rachel]

1. Name, breed, age.
Sophie, Cane Corso mix, approximately 2 years old
2. Describe your perfect day?
no one would wake me up in the morning, then lots of treats, running around outside off the leash in the tall grass my mommy wont let me go into even though it smells really good, then I'd have a bone, then sleep the rest of the day while getting my belly rubbed
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
I know sit and stay pretty good
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
clip or sand down my toe nails!!! I hate it and wont even let them do one nail!!!
5. Favorite food?
I know I probably shouldn't have these but I loooovvvveee black olives. I also love cheese puffs...Daddy gave these to me one day as a treat and now I beg for them everytime the bag is opened but mommy wont let me have any more...
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
I would not have barked at the neighbors... even though my tail is wagging I think they are now scared of me because I'm so big.
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
Tom from the cartoon Tom and Jerry so I could chase him and give the mouse a break...I love to chase cats (my parents leave cartoons on the TV for me when they leave)
8. Favorite toy?
Bones, and a really loud squeaky football
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
Taste tester. yum.
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Drew Barymore

[Susan Baxter]

1. Name, breed, age.
McKenna, Havanese, 1 year (Ap 9th)
2. Describe your perfect day?
Day trip to Monterey with my folks. Lots of treats, a car ride and beachcombing. What could be better!!
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Learning to potty outside. Oh, that and my happy dance.
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
Clean my backside when "stuff" catches in my hair. Not exactly the most dignified thing a girl can have done
5. Favorite food?
Roast turkey
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
Not chew the corner of the couch.
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
Benjie
8. Favorite toy?
The new frog I got for my birthday
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
I'd host a travel show. I LOVE going places...
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Hard to choose.

[Patti Ramsour]

1) Name, Breed, Age?
Maggie Mae, Lhasa Apso, 2 years
2) Describe you Perfect Day:
Mom staying home with me all day and letting me bark at everything in
neighborhood without being told to stop!
3) What accomplishements are you most proud of?
That has to be potty training....
4) What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
Baths are number 1, eye drops disturb me also.
5) Favorite Food?
Treats (any kind) and I love cheese!
6) If you could to back in time what would you do differently?
Well I wouldnt have chewed up the bed post on mommys brand new bed.
7) Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
I never got the chance to meet my grandpa, he would have gotten a
huge kick out of me I'm sure.
8) Favorite Toy?
I like moms socks when she gets home from work and hate right now that
she is wearing sandals!! And dont forget Balls....any kind.
9) If you could have any human job, what would it be?
A guard of course, I'm better at it than any human I know.
10) Who would play your voice in a movie?
Dont know

[Lauren Frisbie]

1. Name, breed, age.
Whiskey-Pete, Silky Terrier, 6 months
2. Describe your perfect day?
Mom letting me off leahs in the front yard and chasing me(oh wait we do that everyday lol), then letting me visit my doggie neighbors, then eating from her bowl(oh yeah I do that alkreayd too, my life is pretty much perfect already
3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
I had the most "push-ups" my trainer had ever seen at puppy graduation
4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
Dress me up, take pictures of me constantly
5. Favorite food?
meat
6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
I would be better for the potographer the other day, mom said she had to pay extra cuz I peed on the sheet from the ceiling
7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
Bethoven, he's about 100 times my size, I could ride on his back
8. Favorite toy?
My lovee that my mom puts in the box that beeps, and when he comes out, he's all warm, I love to carry him with me everywhere and snuggle
9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
Garbage man, I would get all the scraps, yumm!!
10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Brad Pitt, we both have the same great looks!, plus mom would be soooo happy cuz she'd probably get to meet him lol

[Jennifer Hughes]

1. Name, breed, age.
Tanna, mutt, 1.5 years

2. Describe your perfect day?
Hiking all day, begging granola bars for lunch, sniffing out rodents and birds, lazing in the sun, sleeping in my tent with my humans.

3. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Coming when called (well, most of the time)

4. What are the most annoying things your humans do to you?
Trying to clip the really long hair that grows between my toes - I hate that!

5. Favorite food?
Liver treats and leftover chicken that grandma brings over (she calls herself the chicken lady)

6. If you could go back in time what would you do differently?
I would not have learned to chase skiiers going in the opposite direction. Mom hates it when I do that, but I'm just keeping them away from her.

7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
DJ, mom's lab from her childhood. I'd love him!

8. Favorite toy?
Elmo! I love him so much, I chewed his eyes off and now I carry him around by one arm and his blind face freaks my mom out.

9. If you could have any human job, what would it be?
Head mountain guide. I excel at finding the route and leading the team on any adventure in the mountains. Once in awhile, I check back to make sure mom and dad are there, but mostly I need to be in front.

10. Who would play your voice in a movie?
Sarah Jessica Parker

[Hee Yung Lee]

These are funny! I especially like reading who everyone would pick to be their dog's voice. :D

[Hee Yung Lee]

7. Who would you like to meet (dead or living)?
Chloe & Baily, Lina & Giotto, Finegan, Bogart, Cassy, & all these guys my mom says Id just LOVE!


Mutzzy, PARTY TIME!!!!! Woo Hoo!! Hmm, but I don't think I could run all the way to New York from here. ;)

[MutzzysMom]

Mutzzy, PARTY TIME!!!!! Woo Hoo!! Hmm, but I don't think I could run all the way to New York from here. ;)
Minneapolis is pretty far lol but it would sure be nice to have a doggy bag convention!

[Jill Ramsey]

JIll i would have thought Finnegan would have sounded like Leam Neissen :D

No, he's just a dog from Chicago!!!

[MutzzysMom]

No, he's just a dog from Chicago!!!
hhahahaha:rofl: