Peggy Jensen
09-02-2005, 10:07 AM
1. Blaming your gas on me NOT FUNNY!!
2. Yelling at me for barking, I AM A DOG!!!!!
3. TAking me for a walk and then not letting me check stuff out, whose walk is this anyway.
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose, STOP IT!
5. Any haircut that involves ribbons or bows, now you know why we chew up your stuff when you are not home.
6. The sleight of hand fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoo Hooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for the big snip, then acting surprised when I freak out next time we go.
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotch of your guests, sorry but haven't quite mastered that handshake, nice to meet ya thing
9. Dog sweaters. Hellooo?? Have you not noticed the fur?
2. Yelling at me for barking, I AM A DOG!!!!!
3. TAking me for a walk and then not letting me check stuff out, whose walk is this anyway.
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose, STOP IT!
5. Any haircut that involves ribbons or bows, now you know why we chew up your stuff when you are not home.
6. The sleight of hand fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoo Hooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for the big snip, then acting surprised when I freak out next time we go.
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotch of your guests, sorry but haven't quite mastered that handshake, nice to meet ya thing
9. Dog sweaters. Hellooo?? Have you not noticed the fur?