10 Dog Peeves about Humans!

[Stefie C]

I read this on another forum I frequent. It's hilarious!

:mrgreen: 10 Dog Peeves about Humans!

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.. stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we
chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised
when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but
I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!!
(You don't see me picking up your poop do you )??? :mrgreen:

[Marne Benner]

Those are great.
Very funny.:)

[Andre Mendizabal]

that's just hilarious :rofl:

[Summer Magic]

ROFL That was the best eye opener I've had all day

Thanks for sharing

[Luciann]

i honestly needed that...it was too funny

[TimberWolf]

LOL This is great! I love a good laugh!

[Rebecca Skelhon]

tooo funny!!! but true
:wave2:

[Justine Archuleta]

ROFLWTIME( rolling on floor laughing with tears in my eyes) I can imagine all the dogs out there thinking that!!!

[Jesse Cruz]

That was a good one! :-D